RATS CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT WATER, LONGER THAN CAMELS.

TOMATOES WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED `LOVE APPLES`.

THE NAIL ON OUR MIDDLE FINGER GROWS THE FASTEST.

ESKIMOS USE REFRIGERATORS TO KEEP FOOD FROM FREEZING.

THERE IS NO SODA IN SODA WATER.

THE BACKBONE OF A CAMEL IS ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT.

CROCODILES SHED TEARS WHEN THEY EAT.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AT THE SAME TIME.

THE SENTENCE “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG” CONTAINS ALL THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET.

1. IS ANYONE SAFE IF A MAN-EATING LION IS SET FREE?
YES - WOMEN AND CHILDREN

2. WHICH EIGHT LETTER WORD HAS ONE LETTER IN IT?
ENVELOPE

3. WHAT DID  THE WALL SAY TO THE CEILING?
MEET ME IN THE CORNER

4. WHY DOES THE STORK ALWAYS LEG-STAND ON ONE LEG?
BECAUSE IF IT LIFTS THE OTHER LEG TOO, IT WILL FALL
DOWN.

5. WHY DO SKELETONS DRINK A LOT OF MILK?
BECAUSE MILK IS GOOD FOR THE BONES.

BEGGAR: SIR, GIVE ME $5 FOR FOOD.
MAN: I DON`T HAVE ANY.
BEGGAR: GIVE ME $3 FOR TEA AT LEAST.
MAN: I DON`T HAVE ANY MONEY
BEGGAR: THEN YOU NEED THIS BEGGING BOWL MORE THAT I DO.

RAMA:(TO UMA) OH! LOOK THERE, YOUR HUSBAND IS CLIMBING THE PIPE.
UMA: YES, I KNOW. SINCE HIS LEG WAS FRACTURED THE DOCTOR HAS TOLD HIM NOT TO CLIMB THE STAIRS.

A WOMEN WAS TROUBLED WITH TOOTHACHE. SHE WENT TO A DENTIST.
DENTIST: OPEN YOUR MOUTH
WOMAN: Aa! Aa! (OPENING THE MOUTH)
DENTIST: OPEN IT A BIT WIDE
WOMAN: AAA…!
DENTIST: OPEN A LITTLE MORE WIDER.
WOMAN:(ANGRILY) WILL YOU SIT IN MY MOUTH TO PULL THE TOOTH OUT?

TEACHER: What is the height of the Himalayas?
STUDENT: 4.2 cm, Ma’am.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Student: I measured it in my geography textbook.

Teacher: Define “mathematics”
Student: A war between the duster and chalk on the blackboard.

Sam: Why is 10 afraid of 7?
Tom: Because 7
8(ate) 9!

Teacher: What is the spelling of `blind pig`
Student: blndpg
Teacher: Where are the two i`s?
Student: A blind pig has no eyes.(i`s)

Oh my loving ! 
I was going to school when I first saw him. How handsome he was.I told my mother about him. She saw him too, but she refused. I became stubborn and atlast I made him mine.One day, I went to the temple and left him outside,while I went inside.when I came he was’nt dere. i looked for him everywhere, in every nook and corner of the city but was nowhere to be found. where had he gone ? Oh ! my loving pair of shoes.

The pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch codnutced at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are tpyed, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit oedrer. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh ?

Welcome to Namaste Blog.

2005 Has sped by		Now, we need to face 2006
There may be risks involved		We may need to face roadblocks
So stay alert		Share time with friends
Jump over obstacles		With care
And caution		Face challenges
Remember to laugh		Cooperate
Discover		Make new friends
Above all…be ready for adventure		Stick together
And you will be able to go far		Very far….
Well, not quite that far….		Always take time to smell the flowers
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