FUNNNY ANSWERS

1. IS ANYONE SAFE IF A MAN-EATING LION IS SET FREE?
YES - WOMEN AND CHILDREN

2. WHICH EIGHT LETTER WORD HAS ONE LETTER IN IT?
ENVELOPE

3. WHAT DID  THE WALL SAY TO THE CEILING?
MEET ME IN THE CORNER

4. WHY DOES THE STORK ALWAYS LEG-STAND ON ONE LEG?
BECAUSE IF IT LIFTS THE OTHER LEG TOO, IT WILL FALL
DOWN.

5. WHY DO SKELETONS DRINK A LOT OF MILK?
BECAUSE MILK IS GOOD FOR THE BONES.

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