JOKES
TEACHER: What is the height of the Himalayas?
STUDENT: 4.2 cm, Ma’am.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Student: I measured it in my geography textbook.
Teacher: Define “mathematics”
Student: A war between the duster and chalk on the blackboard.
Sam: Why is 10 afraid of 7?
Tom: Because 7
8(ate) 9!
Teacher: What is the spelling of `blind pig`
Student: blndpg
Teacher: Where are the two i`s?
Student: A blind pig has no eyes.(i`s)
February 15th, 2006 at 2:40 am
Good Jokes ! Keep it up.